funnyanimeshit:

Some creative anime fansubs 

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

(Source: bustedbitmap)

joyceanfartboner:

excalibong:

nice


Could u still smoke that you think

joyceanfartboner:

excalibong:

nice

Could u still smoke that you think

i-wonder-whats-for-dinner:

I STILL DON’T KNOW WHERE THIS IS FROM BUT I FREAKING LOSE IT EVERY TIME WHAT IS THIS

(Source: kiwimaycry)

gotchi:

Unfffff so smexxi omg *_* how could anyone hate my angel babyyyy

gotchi:

Unfffff so smexxi omg *_* how could anyone hate my angel babyyyy

(Source: cartoonpolitics)

izurukamukuraofficial:

One of these things are not like the others

izurukamukuraofficial:

One of these things are not like the others

rispostesenzadomanda:

another proof that cats are liquids

rispostesenzadomanda:

another proof that cats are liquids

(Source: catleecious)

(Source: thomasdavenport)

this doesnt work on mobile its making me sad
unclefather:

why must we play god

unclefather:

why must we play god

(Source: thefantasticejir)

danteogodofsoup:

Excellent storytelling

(Source: exclusivelylouisck)

heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

cocaine-and-insulin:

sassy-brain:

I JUST FOUND COMEDIC GOLD ON A PORN WEBSITE OMFG

I WAS LOOKING UP PORN TO SHOW MY ROOMMATE WHO JAMES DEEN IS AND I FOUND A GUY WHO CALLS HIMSELF LIMERICK LARRY AND HE WRITES POEMS ABOUT THE PORN VIDEOS

I CAN’T BREATHE

Modern literature at it’s finest